The things manufacturers will do to promote sales

Twas the day of our weekly shop at ASDA today. As many of you know, I consider this to be my eternal penance for all the wrong I have done in my life. Can't persuade the wife to internet shop yet but maybe one day it will happen. I did my usual thing. Go to the cafe and have a cooked breakfast and eat it as slow as possible to pass the time and then take a little look round the electrical side of the store to window shop what I can't afford.

I was amazed to see a quite ridiculous promotion for a mobile phone. The branding on the box was in pink and it stated.......... wait for it .............. FREE NAIL & NAIL VARNISH INSIDE!!!!! One assumes the the phones screen is scratch proof.